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STORY: I and Ogechi (Episode 2)

  After I had walked some distance away from the park, I got hungry and stopped by a local restaurant to refresh myself. “Madam, wetin you get?” “I get Egusi, I get Dror soup, Oha and Bitter Leaf. I also get Stew-Rice, Ofe Akpu and Pepper Soup. Which one should I brought for you?” “Give me Bitter Leaf.” “Garri or Akpu?” “Akpu.” “Make I put how many meat?” “A plate with one meat how much?” “N400″ “Ha! Madam ee too cost oo.” “My son ee no cost oo. Ee go bellefull you well-well.” “The meat na today meat?” “Na today meat nah. We no dey do carry over for here oo.” “Okay oo, oya bring am nah.” “Okay my son.” “(Soliloquizing) Inside IMT campus, a plate of food was N150 back in 2008. I don’t know if it has increased by now oo. No matter the increment, if at all there is any, it won’t be up to N400. For what? Is that how much I’ll be spending on food? N800 for two meals a day? From tomorrow, I’ll be eating inside campus. And I’ll still patronize that my 2008 madam. At least she knew more th...
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JOKES: 😁 AKPOS AND HIS WIFE'S CAT

Akpors didn’t like his wife’s cat at all and wanted to get rid of the pet, he decided to get rid of him by dumping him a long way away from the house. He put the cat in the car & drove about 20 blocks away, then he left him at the park; but when he got home, the cat was there as if nothing had happened. The next day he decided to take the cat somewhere further away, about 50 blocks. He put him out of the car & drove home. And again, the cat was there waiting for him. ‘This is  impossible,’ said Akpors to himself, ‘tomorrow I’ll make sure he can’t come back!’ The next day he puts the cat in the car & he drives around, taking turn after turn – right, left, right, right & so on. Eventually, after about an hour of driving, he finally lets the cat out & drives home. A few hours later, the phone rings at home & Akpors’ wife answers it. It was Akpors on the phone, breathing heavily he asks his wife ‘honey, is the cat at home?” “Why, yes.” says the wife, “he’s been ...
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Joke Collections: Akpos 🤣

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  1.Akpos Joke: Principal’s Daughter The following conversation ensued between Akpos and a female student in school AKPOS: Isn’t our principal an idiot? GIRL: Do you know who I am? AKPOS: No… GIRL: I’m his daughter. AKPOS: Do u know me? GIRL: No! AKPOS: Thank God. 2.Nigerian Joke: What English can do! A newly married Nigerian couple brought a female house help from the village to assist in keeping their home tidy, so they would have time for their careers and other more important things. One day, Oga decided to give his wife a surprise package. He moulded a big heart (to represent love) with the assistance of the house help, a project which took almost the whole day. Madam came back to meet the house help sleeping and snoring: MADAM: Will you get up now! silly girl! What have you been doing since morning? HOUSE HELP: Madam welcome. No vex abeg. Me and Oga dey make love since morning. Na just now now we finish he say make I lie down small. The house help is now on admission at the L...
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JOKE 🤣: Never Argue With A Woman

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Never argue with a woman,  just use your  brains like this my guy. A man went on a night out with his  friends the wife is furious and tells  the kids that when he comes back  they must not open the door for him. At about12 o'clock the man comes back and knocks...  the Wife tells him "go sleep where your  coming from " and the man  answered" I'm not here to sleep my  dia , I'm here to collect condoms in my room on top of the table or give it  to me,  there'r lots of women at the party!" The wife opened the door and said  "idiot" you are not going anywhere. Enter the house.
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JOKE🤣 : Akpos

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Akpos went to an electronic store, he asked the storekeeper "what is the price of this TV?" The storekeeper answered "we don't sell our products to Akpos."  Akpos again came next  day by cutting his beard and asked "what is  the price of this TV?" The storekeeper replied  "we don't sell our products to Akpos".  The  next day Akpos came with a different face and asked "what is the price of this TV?" The shopkeeper replied "we don't sell our products to Akpos.”  Finally Akpos got irritated  and asked the shopkeeper "how do you  recognise me every time?" The store keeper  replied "because this is not a TV it is Microwave Oven!"
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